When the Manners Bear Goes Grrrr

Thanks to RG and Feministing for this crazy vid.  I warn you.  If you think porn is NSFW, you ain't seen nothing yet...



Now apart from the obvious (you know I loathe this abstinence thing, right? And a bear?  Really?  There's a bear?), if you do ever turn someone down on their doorstep, I know that you, dear reader, will have the heart to be courteous about it, unlike this young tyke.  I mean, "No, you'll have to wait, this doesn't feel right," is just about the rudest turn-down.  Isn't there a Manners Bear out there?  One that pops up and says, "I know bad manners are cuddly.  But you'll just have to be polite..."? 

Also, would someone please define, "This doesn't feel right..."?  In the boxers?  In the heart?  In the "Dad'll be furious" cells?  If any tykes out there wish to wait on the sex-front, please do explain yourself to the one you're turning down.  That whole "Treat your neighbor as you'd treat yourself," thing isn't just about offering everyone a slice of Victoria sponge. 

And I, for one, don't think the Purity Bear looks cuddly at all.