Hello, fellow mutts. Sophie Bulldog here. I'm a chunky straight-talker who loves to eat while I mug up on philosophy. Also, I like to hump things, and I'm not like Lilly Boxer at all, partly because I sometimes wear flowery hats or a mustache with a slicked black wig, depending on my mood. Genderqueer is the word, I think. A genderqueer bulldog mix.
So with a hey and a ho, here we go.
Books. Well, I like books that have humping in them. Now, there isn't a whole lot of humping in Fifty Shades of Grey, but there's plenty of tying-people-up-and-spanking-them and so forth, which is all fine by me--we'll come back to that in a minute. But mark my words, at BookBoner the bitch is in the house, and the bitch likes leashes and humping, so stick that in your pup and smoke it.
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Hot to trot, dear bitches, and heaps of doggy fun.
My one nag? Haven't come across any dogs in this collection. Perhaps Ms. Flowers will rethink in Book2. In my humble opinion, a few dog-zombies would elevate the stories. Rutting bulldog zombies? Now that would pique my interest.
Read the book, bitches.